Special Notice to the B.O.S.S.HOA, Inc. from the HOA D.M.s, This is to advise you all that we received the Monkey Business 2007 (partial year) "Financial Statement" along with the Monkey Business 2008 "Projected Budget." Please accept our partial bunch of bananas as partial payment of the HOA"dues" and "assessments" demanded. You guys are doing a wonderful job - our cages look great! Our regards to the trio of blind, deaf, and mute Primates on the board.
Your friends,
The Magilla Gorillas
Quotes.....''Fraud is not easily proven in a court of law. Laws concerning fraud may vary from state to state, but in general several different conditions must be met. One of the most important things to prove is a deliberate misrepresentation of the facts. In order to prove fraud, the accuser must demonstrate that the accused had prior knowledge and voluntarily misrepresented the facts. Another important element to prove in a fraud case is justifiable or actual reliance on the expertise of the accused. In order to prove fraud, the accuser must demonstrate that the accused had prior knowledge and voluntarily misrepresented the facts.''
Definitions............
Defraud v. to use deceit, falsehoods or trickery to obtain money, an object, rights, or anything of value belonging to another.
Fraud n. the intentional use of deceit, a trick or some dishonest means to deprive another of his/her/its money, property or a legal right. Increasingly fraud, which has victimized a large segment of the public (even in individually small amounts), has become the target of consumer fraud divisions in the offices of some district attorneys and some attorneys general.
GOLDEN PROPERTY VALUES
by Koreen Kruger
A falsehood was planted deep by HOA lawyers and their HOA Industry partners, all those who harvest the unwary "home buyers" purchasing "homes" in subdivisions harboring mandatory HOAs. "We protect your "property values," they lie, all the while conceiving new ways to extort your hard earned cash and exploit your trust in their system. All are welcome to live in this bottomless pit as long as they continue to pay the fees demanded under penalty of HOA foreclosure. The veils are falling away now and someday everyone will know of their scams. My mind has left this prison-camp of brains.